ENGLAND - 78 RPM (repeats picspam mostly...)

Catherine pips Elb at the post, getting ENGLAND on the go with a full Geatish breakfast and worries about the safety of a non-existent cyber-pug.... Elb wonders how Gusti the Itinerant is getting on in Scotland, and ponders the fine length of GB’s thighs. She looks forward to tonight’s Doctor Who and Anatomy Class on the KT which returns for Summer School..... Els gets spruced up in anticipation of a gig, and wants to polish the Bandmaster.....Jo offers Wulfy the full English(woo-man) and Breila dreams of full-on Erik, but wakes at PONR, while Jo’s dreams were more mundane, featuring G trolley-pushing in Tesco! Sparkle arrives with a hangover, and Euphemia wrestles with duvets in the aftermath of Morris’s incontinence. Her dream left her smiling for days.... Tina celebrates getting online again, and Euphemia joins the post-Tarting-Blues club with a quote du jour: “Hard work never killed anyone - but why take the chance?!”

Tina pre-empts the allotted time for Tennant-Tottiness, as she may not be in later, and posts T-T picspam early....duly hoovered up by Eeyore. Long-time-no-see Miss Hyde blames her exams, and has new lappiness which will prove useful for posting on GB.net. Oh - and at Uni....... Daft considers swapping GB for DT, and Eeyore makes a Public Service announcement that Puresex is repeating himself tonight on TV... Em gets the giggles at Scots Oats and has a shower whilst washing her car.... Els, back from bandying about, is boiled alive in her woollies and suffers from flutal amnesia. Catherine toasts the anniversary of Tarting About, and Miss Hyde gets her results in August.

Eeyore poses the question: loadsamoney or loadsaGerry? She and Breila choose Gerry, but Em wants both.... Next question is: Whichever you choose, what would you do with it? Em and Eeyore fancy posh hotels and shopping with Ger, but would settle debts and buy houses with dosh..... Miss Hyde takes the money and runs, Snow joins in, and Snowdon disappears.... Elb arrives home from work and has no idea what ENGLAND are up to... Snow too takes the money, and Team ENGLAND watch Doc Who. Yorkie gets a new computer but it’s not up to spec, so she waits for PC World to open up again...... Jo plans to be spontaneous with Gerry, and Snow envies ENGLAND their history. They decide that big hands ARE a good thing on a man, and Goffy confirms ENGLAND’s mercenary nature by going for the sponduliks too....Eeyore thinks she gets Gerry to herself, but has to fight off Yorkie, who is still smarting from her so-near-yet-so-far encounter with Gerry. Bemused Elb is in and out like a fiddler’s elbow and is an accident waiting to happen, with sore feet in water under her desk, whilst attached to the National Grid! She rushes off again, late for Anatomy in the KT, where she and Catherine get detention.....

Els considers swapping tooting flutes for playing bass as she’ll earn brownie points with her belusted Bandy.... Daft books 48 hours with Gerry behind locked doors, and Em finally decides on Gerry as long as she can flog his socks for cash... Eeyore is pleased with this week’s portion of Doc Who-ness, as there is a surfeit of DT’s toothy grin, and Sparkle decides that, as a spendthrift, she’ll have to go for Gerry as her choice. Goffy’s had a weird day, and Euphemia impatiently entertains guests when she’d rather be posting. Goffy forgets to take the pineapple rings out of the tin when playing Gerry hoop-la..... Tina flies by on full beam after Tennantness, comments on fruitiness, and books her place for Breakfast Club... Catherine stays up to play and ENGLAND wonders where Elb has gone - has she queue-jumped to jump GB? When Jo says BOGOF, Euphemia takes offence while Elb gets bored with PureArse, then gets paranoid as Jo, Em and Miss Hyde leave as soon as she enters the fray! Elb leaves, and Jo and Breila return, Breila having acquired a hot new siggy meanwhile with Signe’s emergency help....and Jo recounts another tame Gerdream before retiring in the hope of an X-rated one... Eeyore and Breila form the Book Club and discuss Jane Austen and Adrian Mole, then it’s time for bye-byes, with Daft off practising cat-batting and Eeyore and Snow setting up breakfast for the morning crew with leather-kilted Gerry on guard....

ENGLAND snores....................