ENGLAND 120 - Room A-Plenty at the BritTart Inn!

(We’ve got fun, frolics and fruitloops!)

At her own private Breakfast Club at UnGodly o’clock, Gusti celebrates with only a half day to work, and looks forward to joining ENGLAND later....... Catherine too checks in before Deadly o’clock doggy-doings, and next past the post is Elb also on solo sign-in, or so she thinks, until Euphemia rallies to keep up numbers...... It’s coffee from the cauldron this morning, along with Euphemia’s beauty secrets and culinary tips, while Elb thinks the site could do with a good dose of prunes to speed things up..... Catherine returns at a more sensible hour after suffering in silence as the dogs cause grievous fingerly harm, and adds canines to the cauldron. Elb and Euphemia outdo each other with ghastly graphics, while Catherine is wary of guts and gore in ‘300’ and may have to digitally enhance her outlook.......Elb fails to complete her Abridging quota again before work, and Catherine thanks Euphemia for fingernail tips before she too goes to face the world....... Euphemia books a padded cell for three.....

Sparkle confirms the certifiable status of the Breakfast Coven, and is joined by Vanessa and compulsive eBayer Miss Hyde, who is armed and dangerous with brand new cheque book! Del pops in, but ENGLAND remains resolutely quiet until late afternoon when Lady Claire files her review of ‘PS, I Love You’......Catherine adds a cheery vidlink, and Euphemia escapes from her straitjacket to attend Afternoon Session with Cool-Hand Miss Hyde and Gusti the Missing, while Berenise catches up and plans for the Bank Holiday weekend are discussed.... Lady Claire abandons Jamie for Gerry, but Berenise is more principled and puts Jamie first. Vanessa feeds OG (Old Git) and Em bumps into Gusti, and arranges a private party for those in ENGLAND who aren’t going to B&G in London. Lady Claire points out that the release date for ‘300’ has become more vague, and Gusti agrees to ENGLAND-sit while the Team are away, although is not so keen when Em puts her on baking-duty...... Em relents and posts pics of her birthday cake, which brings Eeyore running, and Elb out of hiding from the men in white coats. She’s in gleeful WOOTing mood despite having to work tomorrow, and fellow Coven member Catherine injects a positive note with the theory that maybe ‘300’ will be out sooner rather than later, but pessimistic but probably right Lady Claire disagrees.......

Chilly ENGLAND gather round the glow of Hot-Flush Elb who warms the cockles of the thread......Em shouts at pensioners, Eeyore is exciteable, and Elb is in smutty mood, garnering the first of many red cards.... Euphemia has sit-down comedy off-pat, Catherine’s day is pants, with bad T shirts and Parker like a dog with two tails, but she finds it impossible to be miserable for long with Euph around....... Vanessa says that Gerry’s a-knocking but he can’t get in, while Goffy strides valiantly into Red Card territory with a question of taste, and blames Gerry for her full box. She still can’t put a Hot Scot down, while Em deserts the thread for fish fingers..... Gusti’s not feeling chatty, so Elb assures her that the rest of the Team will make up for it, Euphemia performs top notch sit-down stand-up, and long-time no-see LauraC appears now her exams are over. She’s happy as a pig in poo with her results! Em joins in with sit-down stand-up, but Catherine takes a break as her war wound is giving her jip. Fifth time lucky Els dips into the Dead Man’s Chest for yet another dose of Depp, and Elb asks for mini-fashion advice. Cathy gets an unwanted eyeful of fashion non-sense, Euphemia pleads partial insanity as her excuse for current misbehaviour, while Elb goes for the full Monty........ Jo gives the heads-up on another date for Nessie-spotting at TartCon2, Gusti drools over Phantiness whilst posting, and Mini-Marek gets the sulks over skirts...... Em loads up with more Jamie, while Vanessa would swap hubby for Gerry in two seconds flat.... Gusti makes a BIG Freudian slip when typing and cracks herself up while fooking around, and Euphemia doesn’t waste time with beds, but wants her two secondsworth NOW! Cathy reveals that Gerry strips off in ‘PS, I Love You’ and hopes that OUR Gerry does too, while Eeyore finds mini Nikes for Mini-Mareks on eBay! Elb and Jo go into raptures and Goffy is seen streaking through ENGLAND screaming “I love you all!”.......

ENGLAND pick a Gerry for a hug, and Euphemia stresses out, packs up and ships out..... Sparkle asylum-swaps, there is a bried smattering of picspam, but ENGLAND runs out of steam - and patience with the slow-moving site, and most inmates retire for the night, although brave Dandie comes back for a second helping of ENGLAND’s own particular brand of lunacy.... Amnesiac Elb vanishes to finish yesterday’s Abridged, and Cathy is on stress overload having discovered that her sprog has been penalised for a vehicular violation. Jamie accumulates a harem to accompany him to bed, and Dandie is a calming influence, while Vanessa is Officially Obsessed. The remaining Team members put on a suitable display of WOOTing, and Elb FINALLY gets yesterday’s Abridged hoisted before retiring for the night, leaving Eeyore to tutor Vanessa in basic GB.netting.

Tutoring done, Eeyore wraps things up for the (very) late night, and leaves Attila to ENGLAND’s imagination, as Photobucket is undergoing maintenance....... ENGLAND sleeps safe in the knowledge that tomorrow is just another day on GB.net.........