Psychedelic England 67 - the home of, like, peace and love man!

Sometime during the wee small hours, Sophie from Oz pops in to coo over the leather-kilted Gerriness that Elb left as a parting shot before bed, and complains about Australian reality TV...

Gusti is up first, having been absent from last night’s shenanegins, and Elb and Catherine Gergasm whilst trying to respond.... Gusti is still tired, but can’t be arsed to wash her hair, and is nervous about her trip to Scotland. Elb reassures her that haggis don’t bite.... Catherine is being domesticated again, despite her shoulder injury. and Gusti promises not to provoke the haggis...... Catherine and Elb announce they are to visit Glasgow in July for a spot of Tarting About... Tina wonders whether to alert relatives in Scotland..... and Gusti too enjoys ‘spoiler fun’. Elb announces that it is Yorkie’s Silver anniversary today - Mr & Mrs Yorkie have been married for 25 years! As the early breakfast shift leave for work, the door slams in Lady Claire’s face.....

Gracie adds her congratulations to Yorkie, Blu does her usual, and Miss Hyde is glad that 06/06/06 appears to be going without a satanic event befalling the world.... Eeyore has a relapse, and hides the details in a spoiler...... a tearful Yorkie appears at lunchtime to thank everyone for their good wishes for hers and hubby’s anniversary, but is disappointed not to have received a Gerrygram............Em and Evangelia add their good wishes to the teetering pile, Miss Hyde adds a SuperGerry, and Sparkle is ..well - sparkly! Em threatens to sing in London..... ENGLAND add gags and earplugs to their weekly shop.

Catherine is disappointed by thieves who stole the charity boxes from the shop where she works, and Sophie wonders why Yorkie wants Gerry on her doorstep, seeing as it’s her WEDDING anniversary! Laura returns after being absent for studies, and tries to cheat by asking for a run-down of ENGLAND’s activities... Eeyore points her in the direction of Gerry’s elbows....

Berenise and Tina join in the anniversary celebrations, and Tina has a now-you-see-it, now-you-don’t avvy! Euphemia arrives and Blu times her to see how long it takes for her to catch up. There is brief talk of chewing fat or not. Elb logs in, having nearly been squished by her TV..... and the thread becomes Telly-shopping channel.... Eeyore wants one, Jem’s got a big one and Elb has five! Catherine advises Euphemia and Eeyore on where to buy a multi-region DVD player for B&G, and Goffy makes a late addition to the conga rats pile. ENGLAND offer their sympathies to Catherine, whose friend’s dog was killed in a hit-and-run accident..... Gusti arrives, late and tired, but worried about Del, who hasn’t been about today. Elb can smell burning, but it’s all in her mind..... the cogs are whizzing too fast and overheating... Gusti joins the Paranoia Family, and Eeyore celebrates 500 posts! To cheer everyone up, Elb posts a much-loved friend - the Blue Boxers! Marsha does a drive-by and Gusti piles on yet more congratulations for Mr & Mrs Yorkie, who are out being wined and dined by their three boys... Tina flits in to show off her harem of fanciable men, and Goffy returns rom Chat with no gossip from Admin - there were three Mods in there.
Elb goes to worship her new all-singing, all-dancing TV - and to watch Lost, and ENGLAND is subdued still. Jo can’t keep up, and Miss Hyde reveals that she is a campanologist, with her own fan.... She gleefully admits to owning a retro-TV, and hits 800 posts before retiring for he night. Del comes out of hiding, with a new siggy for Yorkie in honour of her anniversary. Elb is missing picspam, so plays with herself, posting Doc Hunky and Sweaty Sawyer in honour of Lost! Del is still in melancholy mood, soaking up Scotland, but when ENGLAND falls silent, Elb takes the opportunity to whip in and turn out the light......

....and so endeth another day.......