England 63 - or 36? Gerry's back to front....

Elb crawls into Breakfast Club, gagging for caffeine and exhausted even before her working day starts. Catherine is up and ready for the Dog Show despite the foul weather. Parker is not looking forward to poncing about in his trouser suit....Elb has sprung a leak, and has to apologise to the cat......Del manages to make Breakfast Club, and announces breakfast is served in Asda....Tina provides goodies for Elb in the form of Tennant picspam, and promptly loses the plot, but the pics are appreciated by Miss Hyde and Em, who makes her longest post to date in defence of older mums. Well done Em!

Sophie joins in the discussion, but is off out on the razz in Oz while ENGLAND eats breakfast. Els blows her wages on a pirate groupie jacket, and Sparkle celebrates the acquisition of a spare tyre and signing the B&G petition. The older Mothers debate continues sporadically, and Goffy adds her opinion, signs the B&G petition too, then passes it on.....Els posts a pic of her new jacket and has a bit of a boogie, but Goffy is lonely in the thread and worries about her personal hygiene. Em joins her a while later to reassure her that she doesn’t smell, and Em goes on to demonstrate why being drunk and online is NOT a good idea, as her sexuality is now in question.... ENGLAND comes back after the Doctor Who-fest, and Miss Hyde agrees with Elb that David Tennant only improves with further acquaintance.... Elb meanwhile is frantically hoovering up the DT pics that Tina left for her and storing them in her Photobucket. The Tennant fan club gathers pace, and the general consensus is that he is ENGLAND’s second favourite Glaswegian. Catherine makes it back in time to join Elb in Anatomy Class on the KT, and while they are away, Gracie pops in pre-Indian to add her vote for DT and her signature to the petition. Yorkie and Goffy are the only dissenting votes against David Tennant, and duck a hail of cushions. Delanie reappears with some new siggies, Yorkie’s been shopping for posh frocks and ENGLAND have a cream tea...

Catherine gives Yorkie a lesson in dog judging, but then Sparkle mentions the Soccer Aid Celebs/professionals footie match which is on, and ENGLAND wonder if Gerry would play in a repeat performance? This leads Yorkie to accuse Elb of watching it for bums and thighs - to which Elb cheerfully agrees, and posts thighs and bottom shots to denote exactly WHOSE butt she wants to watch..... Her treat for the weekend is to catch up on some sleep, Catherine is going dog-walking (just for a change!) and a spot of doggy-bonsai, and Els is tooting her flute, drinking, tooting her flute, drinking....and repeating the cycle as many times as she can before returning to work on Wednesday! This is to spite the Navy for refusing to have her in their club on grounds of Eye Discrimination. Yorkie and Els both sign up for the Elb Fanclub, and Elb jumps ship early as she is seeing double and can’t count how many cheeks the blue boxers contain.....

Els follows suit in order to get her daily Boosh dose for fear of losing her insanity, and there is a rush of departing Tarts, with Yorkie and Miss Hyde (who has been watching a youthful Alan Rickman) next to climb aboard the Sleepytime Express.... Jomar lobs a final comment in for Els about eye surgery, obviously not spotting that she has gone... and finally, ENGLAND sleeps.....