England 48 - Thursday April 27th 2006

The morning after the night before......

Elb crawls into Breakfast Club with a monumental hangover and the knowledge that she has to face the music at work today. Catherine and Kelli have started BC without her, and go on to discuss icing, which doesn't help Elb's delicate stomach. To hurl, or not to hurl....She soon perks up at Catherine's mention of 'buns' - as in the 'ass-ets' kind that caused such consternation on the KT the previous day.

Apart from a brief interlude later that morning from Delanie and Blu, ENGLAND is quiet again until late afternoon when Catherine posts the link to the latest Fan Encounter in Vancouver, where a young fan working in a coffee shop allegedly gets a kiss from the G-Man for her birthday. Not only that, but it is her FIRST kiss! Discussion follows as to how subsequent kisses can never match up to one from His Royal Hotness........ Catherine, Goffy and Marsha ponder the fan encounter, joined by Berenise and subsequently Gusti who has returned from her brief stay at a health spa. Gusti is welcomed back with hugs and makes everyone jealous by telling of her relaxing time! Conversation returns to the fan encounter and it turns out that the bike mentioned in the tale was in fact a pushbike, and not a throbbing motorbike, much to everyone's disappointment.

Gracie has been out to the theatre to celebrate her 12th anniversary, and the topic of conversation ranges from belly-dancing, to first kisses. Elb is nowhere to be seen, as she has to go and work extra hours at the shop after her regular job. She rolls in late however, and reveals that she has not been fired for molesting young lads, and has apologised shamefacedly. Cathy, Laura, Blu and Tina all surface and there is brief talk of the Outlander books, the Da Vinci Code and weird cravings - because of Laura's pregnancy! Elb announces to all that she has had a text from the itinerant Yorkie, and that Yorkie and hubby are having a fabulous time in Las Vegas!

Marsha, Goffy, Gusti and Elb round off the evening with absurd talk of funeral music and RSI, with some black and white Gerry pics thrown in for Goffy's collection.... and ENGLAND retires with Auf Weidersehn......... Goodnight.