Are you sitting comfortably?....Then I'll begin.....!

This is a small blogette for the benefit of BritTarts who are temporarily MIA and absent from the ENGLAND thread on GB.net. Hopefully, it will provide a synopsis for them as to what went on while they were away...More likely, it will develop into another rambling monologue from me, for which I apologise in advance....

TUESDAY 25TH APRIL 2006

Elb and Catherine are joined for Breakfast Club by Kelli from the KT, and Elb discovers to her delight that she has been immortalised in the Knuckleheadlot Class of 2006 photo. Today is the first anniversary of the founding of Knuckleheadlot, and KISSOFF festivities began at midnight. Go to Knuckleheadlot 15, page 28 for the Official start - sorry no linky thing!
The fun actually started much earlier, so go back and read of all the silliness!

Later, the early shift in ENGLAND is occupied by Catherine and Elb (who has no life...) Notably absent are Em and Goffy, although Goffy has been excused duties on account of it being her hubby's birthday. A brief flurry of 'arse' puns ensues, prompted by A Certain Clip which was circulated the previous evening, but which grinds to a halt when Catherine and Elb scrape the bottom of the barrell regarding the butt of their jokes.

*Groan*

Gracie and Cathy show up as reinforcements for the flagging ENGLANDers and poor Els makes a welcome but brief return to ENGLAND only to announce the sad news of her grandad's passing. Hugs and best wishes are sent through cyberspace.....
As Catherine and Elb are about to sign off, Em returns, having been in rehearsals for her upcoming play. Lack of sleep has obviously taken its toll on the poor child, and she rambles about cheese (?) and begins picwars with Goffy, who has given up all pretence at being a dutiful wife on hubby's birthday! Elb withdraws discreetly...........